Captain Crunchbeard
Original Ink Illustration + Fine Art Prints
Behold Captain Crunchbeard, the peanut-hurling scourge of the snack-seas. With a skull for a face, a beard full of peanuts, and a cutlass made entirely of chaos, this ink-drenched pirate doesn’t care about gold, he’s after your pantry. Equal parts absurd and iconic, this black ink illustration channels pure comic mischief with a touch of nautical doom.
From the classic tricorn hat to the wild-eyed stare and flying legumes, every detail is rendered with bold linework and deranged swagger. This piece is perfect for those who live for pirate lore, snack puns, or skeletons who’ve seen too much and still chose violence.
Available Formats:
Original Drawing: 9x12, ink on recycled sketch paper
Fine Art Prints:
– 8x10
– 9x12
– 11x14
– 16x20
Printed on archival, museum-grade paper with rich, true blacks to honor every stroke of the pen.
Please allow 5–7 business days for shipping.
Because I’m shackled to a soul-sucking 9–5 and the post office operates like it’s still the 1800s, your package may ship a little late, but it’ll be worth the wait, matey.
For the swashbucklers, the snack hoarders, and anyone who believes a pirate’s true treasure is chaos.
Captain Crunchbeard
Original Ink Illustration + Fine Art Prints
Behold Captain Crunchbeard, the peanut-hurling scourge of the snack-seas. With a skull for a face, a beard full of peanuts, and a cutlass made entirely of chaos, this ink-drenched pirate doesn’t care about gold, he’s after your pantry. Equal parts absurd and iconic, this black ink illustration channels pure comic mischief with a touch of nautical doom.
From the classic tricorn hat to the wild-eyed stare and flying legumes, every detail is rendered with bold linework and deranged swagger. This piece is perfect for those who live for pirate lore, snack puns, or skeletons who’ve seen too much and still chose violence.
Available Formats:
Original Drawing: 9x12, ink on recycled sketch paper
Fine Art Prints:
– 8x10
– 9x12
– 11x14
– 16x20
Printed on archival, museum-grade paper with rich, true blacks to honor every stroke of the pen.
Please allow 5–7 business days for shipping.
Because I’m shackled to a soul-sucking 9–5 and the post office operates like it’s still the 1800s, your package may ship a little late, but it’ll be worth the wait, matey.
For the swashbucklers, the snack hoarders, and anyone who believes a pirate’s true treasure is chaos.
